Talk Like Perry Cox Day
11.05.2007 | Nerdices
- Listen Vanessa Janice Tiffany Amber (in a sing-song voice) Thiessen. I’m gonna go ahead and give ya a little something I call “Perry’s Perspective”. First: If the guy in front of me in the coffee shop can’t decide what he wants in the 30 minutes it takes for him to get to the register, I should be allowed to kill him. Second: I’m fairly sure that if they took all the porn off the Internet, there’d only be one website left and it would be called “Bring Back The Porn”. Third, and most important: to be respected as a doctor, nay, a man, you must be an island. You’re born alone, you damn sure die alone, (turns to a cadaver rolling by) isn’t that right Spike? My point is, and you may want to jot this down: only the weak need help.
- I should have that tattoed on my neck.
Não tem aquele Talk Like a Pirate Day? Devia ter um também no estilo Perry Cox. Assim todo mundo entenderia a piada e eu não soaria tão silly durante os momentos em que falo desse jeito. Oh boy, como é bom falar assim.
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If you walk with Jesus he's gonna save your soul, you gotta keep the devil way down in the hole.
It all started with a penny in the door. There was a hatred I had never felt before. Now I’ll make him pay… Each and every day. Until that moosed hair little nuisance is… no more.
Talk like the Janitor day também seria legal.